Making Sure Our Priorities are Safely in Order

Call it a size of type and size of picture thing, as opposed to preference of order.  Still, there is more than an equivalence here, the American economy poised on the brink of ruin if the girl in the holiday hat doesn’t clean out the Toy Story 3 supply.

“But can you afford all that junk?” the girl with the cell asks.

“Girlfriend, I’m just stepping up here. Don’t ask.”

(h/t: Peter C. screenshot: CNN. photos: Getty Images)