1. Curtains for Elvis.
2. Lost the stare-off with honest Abe.
3. The sole thing’s been done already.
4. Reduced to graph paper.
5. Revisionist history.
6. Portrait of the child.
From: Blagojevich Has His Final Say, Making Day of It (NYT)
(image: Amanda Rivkin for The New York Times. January 29, 2009. caption: Rod R. Blagojevich readying his defense for Illinois legislators on Thursday, before both he and Elvis left the building.)