August 31, 2004

2nd Night RNC 2008 Springboard Competition. Contestant: Rod “No Child Left Behind” Paige

(This entry is part of our continuing coverage of the Republican National Convention Springboard competition. Each night, we rank the performance of various speakers for their ability to execute career enhancing maneuvers with their performance.)


Dive: Backward Bureaucratic Flip

Level of Difficulty (10 point scale): 100

Analysis: Mr. Paige was disqualified from the competition for failing to pass the written qualifying test.

Total Score (10 point scale): “F”

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