“So, it’s on, but does it stay on? What do you say, Tim?” (or Margaret, or Charlie).
“Well, Keith (or Chris, or Brian), since it was a gift, he can get mileage from putting it on, but then, staying true to his “false patriotism” position, he can also take it off again.”
“Well Joe, We’ll have to see what FOX has to say.”
“Did you say FOX, David? Are they still on the air?”
Yes, stay tuned.
(screen shots: CNN)